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cdMike's CD, Pillow Talk, is now available.  Recorded live in San Diego in front of a packed house, and a more intimate setting in Los Angeles, Pillow Talk lets you listen to the craziness over and over again.

 

Buy it online now for just $12 (includes shipping).


 

dvdSeeing is believing.  That's why you need to get Mike's DVD, You Think You Hate Me Now?  You can watch Mike performing at the famed Ice House in Pasadena and at the California Institute of Abnormal Arts.  Always crazy, always funny, it even includes a special bonus video that lets you see just how crazy Mike is in real life.

 

Buy it online now for just $15 (includes shipping).


 

You asked for it, so here you go: Mike's joke books, KILLOSOPHY and The Dangerous Guy, are now available for sale online.  Packed with hundreds of jokes Mike wrote, these entertaining books come autographed by the Serial Killer of Comedy himself, Mike Muratore.  KILLOSOPHY is a rollercoaster ride through psychosis, and The Dangerous Guy explores the things women are attracted to in dangerous men.  Here are a few samples:

 

"I had sex with this fat woman. She wanted foreplay.  So I dressed up like a cookie to put her in the mood."

 

"How do you pick up a tranny?  It's like playing a kids game.  Paper, Scissors, Cock!"

 

"Someone once asked me, 'Are you a physical comic?'  Yes!  And I stabbed him in the eye.  Wasn't that funny?"

 

Buy both online now for just $12 (includes shipping).


 

Bonus Pack:

Get everything Mike currently has for sale- his CD, DVD, and autographed books for $30, including shipping.  You save almost 25%!


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